Monday, May 10, 2010

I need more romance options in Dragon Age

What's up with not being able to bed Wynne? What is this BioWare, some sort of ageism? Got something against May-December romances, do ya? What if some of us have a predilection for the MILFs? How are we supposed to get our gray wings if you won't give us that option? Wynne's not even all that bad looking, her rack seems pretty supple and uh, fighting the good fight against gravity. Leliana and Morrigan are okay, but a few gray hairs disqualifies Wynne? It's a crying shame, I tells ya.

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